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China agrees not to manufacture everything on earth

Relenting to pressure from Japan, USA and the EU, China has agreed to no longer manufacture all of the world’s goods. Countries have been demanding that China stop manipulating the yuan and allow other countries to compete on more even terms in the open market. “it is a victory for the free markets.” proclaimed the USA trade representative. 

Among other significant concessions, by 2040 China will no longer build 8-track players, rotary phones or Pee Wee Herman action toys.